11/07/2004

Thanks, Ted

Thanks to Ted Rall, I'll never really lack for things to write about. In his November 2nd column, Mr. Rall explains who is qualified to vote and who is not...

Please, if you live in Mississippi or Colorado or Alaska, don't presume to talk about, much less cast your vote based upon, your "views" of Islamist terrorism. New Yorkers don't lecture you about hunting. Butt out of our business. Or at least have the grace to follow the lead of New York City voters if, contrary to history or logic, terrorism is your number one concern.

The following individuals might disagree with the assertion that Islamist terrorism is the exclusive business of New Yorkers:

Of course, if it should turn out that everyone on that list hails (or should I say, "hailed") from the Big Apple, I'll apologize to Ted.